Wild Willy AND Bill on at the same time?????

Outer Limits theme music playing......

I noticed that earlier... to see!

Wild Willy?

Certainly, you must have heard about The Misadventures of Wild Willy by now!

He's the forum mascot... a Garden Gnome who spends his time frollicking in the woods with the Pixies and Elves... and an occasional cute lil' Wood Nymph!

Wild Willy

Hey....what did I do....I'm completely innocent!

Oh good golly....now we have a resident lurker among us.

only the Shadow knows... mwahahaha...

You stole my line... verbatum!

sorry...couldn't resist...

Oh.... that's quite alright! It totally cracked me up! For some strange reason, I think this is gonna be a Hornitos night....

Hornitos!!! I DISCOVERED! Hornitos! Mwaahaha!

And I'm about to DISCOVER my 4th shot of the day!

Hornitos sounds good right about now! when I come home too stuffed to do anything
but sit here and digest!

(just asked my husband if he ever had a Hornito - his response?!?
A WHAT??? A HORNY TOE?!?!? :rolleyes: )

NOT FAIR!
Cinja is Hornitoless!

Have some of mine!

I need some too, maybe I've got some cheap stuff laying around.

Norman, there are a LOT of things you can do over the internet...
...but unless you have a transporter like G-Mom used to send me an apple turnover with this morning, I think I'm S.O.L. on the hornitos offer.

What about fed-ex, cuz I'm afraid if she uses the transporter the bottle would break and that would be such a waste!

Cinja, my friend, didn't you just go to the liquor store last week???

Uhh, YEAH!

You gotta drink that stuff fast before it goes bad!

last WEEK? EEK!

Man, I'm gonna see if I can get this danged old transporter to work. Didn't know it was malfunctioning.

Well, aim carefully if you transport a shot of Hornitos my way.
I've been in the shower the last 20 minutes trying to clean apple turnover out of my ear! :rolleyes:

Cindy, the way things are going, I think I need to send you a cras helmet.

Yep, when it Cindy Amy Lu in the head..it would break for sure!

"I'm afraid if she uses the transporter the bottle would break and that would be such a waste!"
Last time I checked I was a he! (Going to go check now, back soon!)

I thought you meant a CRASH helmet....

Wild Willy, Bill, Shadow......

Now all three of them guys are on...

I have a feeling that I'm gonna need some protection before the night is over, so I brought along a couple friends!
:p

Those guys are gonna protect you
or get you into more twubble!!!

ROFL
I think I'm safe until Cindy, Karen and Vanessa get home! NOT!

That would be correct! My buddies will be around shortly!!!!!!! Cindja had a hot date tonight...

Ohhhhhhh cool,
I'm safe then to get you in bigger twubble then!!!

Let er rip Weez!

I don't know, I got the cops at my
door now.. I may have to ask for bail!!!
I'll be nice.... :rolleyes:
ferrrrrrr now

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm....
Where am I?

You're right there!!!

I'm ba...ack! Those Mongolians were kinda slow tonite, but food was good, and now I'm stuffing my face with chocolate candy corn - 75% off at Target tonite - yippee!!!

So, let's see... Cindy's STILL in trouble, Peppereater now has the transporter, Weezie has joined in on the insanity, and Wild Willy is lost... did I miss anyone?

Whew!!! I was getting scared there for a minute!
Thank you...

Right now you are stuck in the Matrix...Ever have deja vu? Ever have deja vu? That's just a glitch in the Matrix.....You need to get to a payphone to escape immediately.....

*Note, anyone who hasn't watched the Matrix is saying WHAT is she talking about... *

Whatttttttttt are you talkin' 'bout Willy??????

**Hi Lynne

SHOTZZZZZZZZ LOZ

Hard choice there isn't it?

Being the innocent Canadian I must ask what the heck is a hornito??

Nessa is over in the corner, trying to uncross her eyes!

Hey Weezie, hey loz, hey BSWW!

Slow night here, huh? Everyone seems to be out drinking or dating, or both?!?

Bill, he signs the checks...

uh oh - you owe me a drink, Shadow - and none of that Horny Toad stuff either, thank you very much!

Lynne,
It's a Saturday Night,
this is crankin' for a late Sat. night!!!

That $&%# Pencil!!!!!!!

now Weezie owes me on too!!!

And I'm not even a drinker! :rolleyes:

double uh oh - now it's a 4 way, and I'm in it twice?

me, Weezie, Nessa, and me again - huh?

Hey Lynne!

My Saturday night of excitement is watching Wild Willy, Shadow, and Bill talk amongst themselves ....

The exciting nights out ended about 5 years ago when we both quit drinking...

It's only kinky the first time!!!!!!!!!


Or so I hear.......

Ours ended 10 years and 9 months ago~~~~ :p

Wow this place is "Rockin'" for a Saturday night!
Woo~hooooooo

loz... don't strain yourself!

I know huh?

But, it's just such a rarity to be visited by 3 such special men, and all by the same time...if it get's anymore exciting I just don't know what I'll do......

yeah, 'Nessa - I heard that someplace around here too!

Maybe she's wrong?!?

um, loz - did they all disappear, or are they hiding in the ummmmmm dare I say it...

Shadows??? :rolleyes:

I certainly hope so!!!

If it is only kinky the first time...I'll have no part of it!

Innocent? Canadian? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Whoops! I apologize!

Hornitos is the Tequila of choice for connisseurs of Agave juice... (and certain other really cool people!)

I'm going to sleepppppp......
Or get my 8th wind, which
ever comes first..

No one in our dinner crowd heard of it either - is this a west coast thing?

I'm pretty sure it's kinky each and every time.....

But then again, I wouldn't know that....

Well I sure wouldn't know....

Maybe we need to ask someone who does....

..........Oh Guru....

"[]Innocent? Canadian? "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... "

"Whoops! I apologize! "

ok, so whadda heard

"Peppereater now has the transporter "
That's right! And I am so going to do naughty things with it...if...I...can...just...get it to work! (Kicks transporter.)

FYI...Hornitos, as far as I know, is NOT a west coast thing, even if MR. BILL has savvyed to it. Just shows what a cool guy he is!
Hornitos is 100% agave tequila...blows Jose Cuervo Gold out of the water!
Those WC yuppies probably drink Patron and lots of $100 a bottle tequila now that France is on their s*!t list.

Patron? Major ick!
Hornitos... Breakfast of Champions!!

so is this stuff available in Canada?
you know, home of the innocents

So tell us, how long did it take for you to drink all of that????

does this mean Loz, that you owe me a HORNITO??

You REALLY don't want to know the answer to that!

Yeh I do...listen you're talking to the woman that used to be able to down a 12 pack in one night plus a few shots for good measure....

You are my NEW hero

I need one of those frosted glasses!!!!

I love em!

tried to send the tunes I've got going,,think I screwed up. Sorry

I think I double posted. Don't know how to delete
oooppps

There's me after a awful, I need to quit drinking hangover....from a camping party...and Mark with the camera in my face first thing in the morning....

Since we quit drinking one would probably get me wasted now.....

wow, you look good, I don't look that good after a sober nite

Night all - can't keep up with you drunkards anymore tonight...

YAAAaaaWWWwwwNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....

Tomorrow's another day... see ya all then...

Night Lynne....see you tomorrow!!!!

Sybil...that was about oh.....7 years ago....wow, my hair was short...probably the shortest it has every been...

Bill, that looks like my collection of empties...and I recycle pretty often!

What's the little airport bottle in front?

Need Info! How was the date?

"?It's only kinky the first time?" ???

He consumed those the time we switched
servers ~twice!!!

Hi there afgrey ....how's it going tonight?

Where'd Cindy go???

I'm still here!

Wonderful!
I left at 7:45, had a blast and was home at 9:00!
Brennan was so excited...he got to ride in a fire truck and turn the siren and lights on.

Since I got home and Lola was in bed and you guys were here drinking without me I figured I'd hop in the truck and head north. Now you're not drinking without me anymore!

...and then again during the New Orleans disaster.... but I tossed all those bottles.... the pix only shows post Orleans consumtion minus two weeks...

BUT... just for the record... I don't drink!

...or lie!

...notice I start posting and everyone leaves...

Welcome to MY world! :rolleyes:

You GUZZLE???????

no... we are just out refilling our glasses!

Hey Cindy, and NORMAN...
Hi Hi
(yeah, I'm sneakin' off to nightie~night!!

SHOTZ BILL!!!

I'll have you know that there is a BIG difference between guzzling and "kicking it down!"
(I think it is the salt lick,,, but I'm not sure at this point though...)
Is it Monday yet?

Okay, I see where all this is goin'. Guess I'll go beddybye too. After one more shot.

Hey Cindylou...

I used to do the beer bong in my college partying days....What was I thinking?

You were actually learning something in college that would help you later on in life!

Where???
You're not going to leave me here, alone, with all these pretty ladies, are you?

Whoops... never mind... have a great night....

Trust me, I got my degree in Partying 101....I skipped more classes to go party than I went to....

But in my defense when you have a teacher that says you only have to show up for tests then I can't be blamesd too much....except for maybe my special ability to talk others out of going to class....maybe that was my fault...

I was SO bad in college, and I was on the student council....I probably would've kicked out for many things if I'd of been caught...

We used to take those big plastic cups with the plastic straws and sit outside and drink Vodka and then go to class.....a whole bunch of us...

Not that I'm proud of that, but man it was fun at the time.

" Where???
You're not going to leave me here, alone, with all these pretty ladies, are you?

Whoops... never mind... "
What? Do you know something I don't, Bill?

He knows ALL!!!!

I guess that was more or less a rhetorical Question, oh omnescient one!

I've been tryin' to reply to this...but keep going over my graemlin limit!

1... 2.... 3.... 4..... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8..STOP!
8 graemlin limit.... I know you are only going over the limit cuz you are a newbie.... You'll learn someday though... We all went through that learning stage on the forum!