A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall TAXES.............

'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...


Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett



HA HA HA HA

lol and I though Canada had lots of taxes

Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen

Should we elect you Kenny?

If elected, my stimulus plan would include:

tax deduction on property for everyone who pledges to maintain a garden and grow vegetables

higher prices for government owned land where there was been an established planting of 20 or more trees for 20 years

include program in school to teach benefits of growing your own produce

allot land for reforestation

carbon tax

tax exemption on agricultural supplies to encourage people to eat local

tax benefits for companies who sell made-in-country products

money to go into agriculture and horticulture study/research

research grants improve crop yield

heavier taxing on non renewable energy course

promotion of renewable natural resources

...wonder how long it'll take before they kick me out of office lol

Please Run for OFFICE Kenny< PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!



Good One Dodge!!!!!!!

Keep running..........

good one Dodge--

and Kenny....I would sure vote for you-----