A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion New Members Greetings, Loyal Subjects

Rejoice, Citizens of The Gardener's Forum; I, Doctor Chaotica, your new ruler, announce my arrival.
As I have recently freed some small amount of time from my schedule after successfully conquering the Fifth Dimension, I have taken up cultivating plants as a hobby, though in a rather more productive manner than you primitives. For example, I have recently been able to vastly improve the lethality of the poison of the Borgia plant, leaving no effective antidotes in existence and potentially aiding my minions, assuming they prove sufficiently competent to make use of it. In any case, however, based on the very slight chance that some of you may make some contribution of minor worth, I have decided to grace this forum with my presence, unworthy though it may be.

As you are no doubt aware, I hold claim to many titles, but for the most part you may refer to me as Ruler of the Cosmos. As of course my empire requires constant maintenance, and those I employ are quite so dreadfully incompetent as to require constant reprimand, I may not find a great deal of time to post here, but I may choose to post the occasional topic when I so decide.

In addition, if any of you wish to present some token of appreciation for my deeming you worthy of attention, you may send this to my Fortress of Doom on planet X; but be warned, any hostile act will be met with force most severe, and for a community of such promise to be consigned to the mines of Mercury would be a pity indeed - and bear in mind that there are even worse fates in my Dungeon of Pain reserved for those that truly seek to cause me inconvenience.

Mr. Chaotica...You are NOT our new ruler...you are nothing but a mere peasant on this forum.



Don't do us any favors by gracing us with your presence...as a matter of fact, I think I will do the forum a big favor by "Poofing" you. I am the Forum QUEEN...Bill is the Forum KING...our members here are Royalty...so we don't need a peasant such as you here.

Bye bye.....

I decided to just BAN you from the forum...

...and let our Royal Highness Mr. Bill deal with you.

You still rule Cindylou

Is this for real???

Weirdos.
You rock, Queen Cindy.

yep I have to ask as well. Is this some bizaar weirdo or is all just fun & games???

Cindy Faye---hello

Yes.....and he is banned for life from the forum.

Was it fun??? Bring back memories???

You have banned the Usurper? I, for one, wanted to be among the first to welcome our NEW forum overlord.....

In the words of Jim Morrison people are strange.

Do you remember when we got raided by a whole crew of site pirates? That was a mess....

I missed all of that. And I guess I'm glad of it.

Uhm, don't give anyone any ideas...