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Grande Damme
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You can ride your stallion to Kalamazoo but leave your horse at home!
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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You can bring something green but leave your blue things at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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You can bring your grass... . but leave your lawn where it is! (what were you thinking?!)
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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You can bring your ballons but leave your helium at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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You can bring your bike but leave your ride at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your Rolaids but leave your gas at home,,
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You can bring you skillet but leave your fryer at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your I pod But leave all the apps at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your soda but leave your pop at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your lighter but leave the flame at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you can bring a garden salad but leave the vegetables at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your popcorn but leave the Kernel at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your thread but leave your needle at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your mirror but not your reflection
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you can bring your dog but leave your pets at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your car but leave your wheels at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your tent but leave your stakes at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your sand but leaves your whiches at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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It took me a while to get that one. You can bring your earphones but leave your electronics at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your basket but leaves your case at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your dentures but leave your teeth at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your Lone Ranger but leave your Trigger at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you can bring your tornado but leave the warning at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your checkers but leave your board at home.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you can bring your zebra but leave the stripes at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your Dr. but leave your pepper at home
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(I've not played this one before so I hope this is right ) You can bring your picture but leave the frame at home
"I Love Virginia!"
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you've got it Shirley you can bring you fence but leave your picket at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your DVD's but leave the player at home.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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You can bring your rain boots but (please) leave the rain at home.
"I Love Virginia!"
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you can bring your banana but leave your split at home
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You can bring your cat but leave the fleas at home.
"I Love Virginia!"
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you can bring your bets but leave your bookie at home
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you can bring your purse but don't bring all the junk inside
"I Love Virginia!"
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you can bring your potatoes but leave your chips at home
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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You can bring your needle but leave the haystack at home
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good one shirley you can bring your rubber but leave your band at home
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my rubber huh? hmmm sorry the water to my thirst
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wrong game Shirley you can bring your snickers but not your bar
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I forgot where I was! you can bring a pillow but not the bed
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you can bring your jingle but not your bell
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you can bring your chair but not your seat.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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you can bring your cold but not your cough
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you can bring your happiness but not your sorrow
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you can bring your shells but not your sea
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you can bring a plant but not the pot
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you can bring the pot but not the plant
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you can bring the plant but not the dirt
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you can bring the dirt, but leave the gossip at home
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You can bring the dirt but not the worms
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you can bring the worms but not the bait
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you can bring the bait but not the fish
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you can bring the fish but not the gills
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in the same theme: You can bring the motor but leave the boat at home.
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you can bring the paddle but leave the creek at home
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You can bring your book but leave all reading material at home.
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you can bring your material but leave your sewing machine at home
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you bring your laugh but not your giggle.
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you can bring your address book but leave your contacts at home
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You can bring your wine but leave your glass at home
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you can bring your curtains but leave your drapes at home
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you can bring your jelly but leave your jam at home
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You can bring your p's but leave your q's at home
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you can bring your buffalo but leave the wings at home
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you can bring your chain but leave your links at home
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You can bring your ups, but leave your downs at home...
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you can bring your sweets but leave your tarts at home
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you can bring your balloon but not your hot air
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you can bring your knowledge but leave your opinion at home,
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You can bring your kids but leave your children at home.
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you can bring your whistle but leave your toots at home.
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You can bring your rain boots but leave your galoshes at home.
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you can bring your windbreaker, but leave your breaking wind at home
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that was a good one if I may say so my self
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you are right! Its a good one!!!
You can bring your mistakes but leave your errors at home.
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you can bring your dismissal , but leave your excuses at home.
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You can bring your mp3 player but leave your music at home.
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you can bring your paternity test but leave all the maybe daddys at home * yeah I've been watching Maury Povich*
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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