A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall The Game Room Capture the Flag,,, * New game* #1

The object, simply, is to take the flag from the last person who posted, in the most creative way possible. When you take it, you may also state where you're keeping it, but you don't have to. The only requirement is that you take the flag in the most creative way possible. And it does not have to be a one sentence/line response. You can be as detailed as you wish.

Example:

Person A: I have the flag.
Person B: I use my fabulous ninja skills to sneak up on you and steal the flag. Now I have the flag.

Let's give this a try,, be as creative and fun as you like,, the ways to capture a flag is limitless.. Have FUN!

I will Begin,,
I have the Flag,,and it's in my gardening tool bin *remember you DON'T have to tell where you have it.

*skipping the AD for the second post UGH!

got 7 views and while you were reading I took ALL your flags

I used my sneaky grandson to steal all your flags Diane!!!!

I offered your grandsons some jalapeno cheez-its,, they grabbed the box and ran, you chased after them and I got the flags back

LOL That was a sneaky trick on those poor kids!

Today I hopped on a bicycle then captured you and the flags!

I stuck a flag in the spokes of the wheel,, the bike and you fell I grabbed the flags threw you a band-aid for your skinned knee and rode off on the bike flags in my hand,,

I threw a dart and punctured your tire, then grabbed the flags and jumped on a train. Bye Bye

the toy train you got on fell apart on the first hairpin turn,, while you were picking the plastic out of your hair I grabbed the flags got back on the bike I turned into a unicycle and made head way up the street,,

I turned a fire hose on you and blew you off the unicycle. I hid the flags in the fire truck and took off.

you and those plastic toys you never learn,, I ran along side your grandsons firetruck ~ pulled the ladder off the fire truck where I found the flags, and used the ladder for a pole vault and leaped over your house into the woods.and I still have the flags.

I don't know whose flags you have because my grandson's don't have a fire truck. I found you in the woods with my blood hound, captured you, took your flags and high tailed it out of there with both sets of flags.

your sadly mistaken My dear,, you were in a toy firetruck, I Do have all the flags of everyone that read but didn't play, the flags you grabbed were Hansel and Gretel's for them to get back home in the woods,, Now that you are Scratching your head trying to figure that out,, I have the one set of flags that matter cya if you can catch me,,,,,,

Hansel and Gretel say you are mistaken. Their friend Superman caught you and gave me all the flags. Catch me if you can.

nanny nanny boo boo

No, no.....while you, Superman, was turning back into Clark Kent, I, Spiderman, sent out a few webs to your box of flags, snapped them back to myself, and......'got on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again'. Now I have the flags!

I used a special solution to melt all your webs Spiderman!! Your jet plane crashed into the waves and I grabbed the flags!!!
I sped away in my secret submarine.

Luckily I was wearing a parachute, and I grabbed an inflatable seat cushion before I jumped. I wasn't in the water long before I was rescued by a fishing boat whose pilot had seen the plane crash.

Eventually I, or someone else, will find you!

Actually, the fisherman contacted the government and they sent a plane with depth charges to track you....beware!! Someone here will get you!!

My submarine is stealth even if it is yellow. The flags and I are unfindable.

I turned my super self into a giant octopus and found you, wrapped my tenticles around the little yellow submerine and crushed you...grabbed the box of flags....swam close to shore......turned back into Shirley.....and here I stand with the flags!

I sent the special army sneaky green beret to surround you while

you were daydreaming of victory on the beach. They grabbed the

flags and rode away in sneaky, silent tanks. Ha Ha Ha You

have been defeated!!!!!!!

I had a relative in the green berets and he loaned me his uniform. I went sneaking onto base and found the flags. I took the biggest one (I don't know when it turned into a whole box of flags? ) and hid myself among some other color guards until we were near an exit from the base and left.....headed for the nearest train station and am at this time headed across country......WITH THE FLAG!

Oh no, your train derailed! In my town! I wonder how that happened? Oh, did I do that? I searched the wreckage, found the flags and hopped on the next freight train out of there.

Ah well.....a hobo in the car you h0pped on got you to telling the story of the flag and how you came to have it. He knew my hitch hiking son, and while you were sleeping, he filched the flag, hopped off the freight train and hopped on another one and brought the flag back to me.

It is now in MY posession

And I think the instructions said I don't have to tell you where I have it or where I'm taking it. Figure that one out missy!

I've been following you two for the last several days,, I grabbed all the flags left behind by Shirley( all the other flags belonged to all the people that read this and didn't join in at the beginning and I took all their flags so they are stuck with NO flags Now the only way to get their flags back is to join in and not just read )
ANYWAY,,, I have all the flags, jumped in a plane and am Flying away Bwa hahahahhahahahahha .

My super sonic jet caught yours and forced you to dump all your fuel, parachutes and doors.
When the doors came off the flags came with them. They were caught in our slip stream and we gathered them up when we landed.
We then buried them so you will never find them.

Look all you want though, it will do you no good.

I don't care about whose is NOT playing...you still don't have the one the hobo grabbed for me and you still don't know where I am, or my flag....

I'd already gotten all the flags including the one the Hobo gave you as I'd been following you and jayhawk for several days,,, then Jayhawk found me and got the flags,, and I know where you are,, Your Lost,,, with no flags,,

I'm off to find Jayhawk,, as she is the one with the flags now

GOOD LUCK!!!!! You'll never find them!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

I can guess where you are.......Diane came to take you for a ride in her new car! She drove to KY to pick me up too. I spotted the flags in the floor in back......and when she dropped me back off at home I took the box of flags and ran. Where am I ??

I know but you don't!!

I found Shirley sunbathing in her back yard. (She must have forgotten about that box of flags sitting beside her) I snuck in while the sun was in her eyes and took all the flags.

I have fled the country with them so you will never find out where I went or how I got there.

(Just an aside here: Don't tell me your back in your yellow submarine? I thought the giant octopus squeezed the sh*t out of that tub! )

Nope, no yellow submarine nanny nanny boo boo you can't find me. nanananana

You can look all you want but you won't ever find me!!!!!!

I need a hint!

me tooo

not telling!!!! Just that I fled the country.

Ok I fled to the land of tulips, where I used to live.

I had a feeling that is where you went,,, sooo I hid out in a field of tulips holding my sneezes from the allergies and finally you showed up,, I threw a bunch of wooden shoes at you ...you dropped the flags all dazed from flying shoes I grabbed the flags and fled

LOL

I recovered from my daze, then climbed into a windmill so I could see where you went. I grabbed my handy hang glider, swooped in on you and grabbed you and the flags. I dropped you off at the local cheese factory for aging and swooped away into the horizon with the flags clutched in my hands.

you swooped up in the horizon alright but you didn't see the Swiss alps,, Silly Girl you went right into a mountain side and slid all the way down, MAN that was thousands of FEET!! Lucky for you there was lake at the bottom and it broke your fall, While you were struggling to float, I cast my line into the lake and snagged the flags, tucked them inside my backpack,(FUNNY I was fishing at the lake when I saw you hit the water, )then got on a plane and made my way State side, When you get dried off and get your land legs steady come find me in the U.S.>

My sneaky grandson told me about the Ghost Pirate friends of his and that he had sent them all over the USA to find you. You were finally spirited out and was so scared you dropped the flags and ran.
You were so scared you also did something else but I won't embarrass you by telling what it was.

I grabbed those flags you dropped in your haste to run away. The Ghost Pirates lifted me in to their Ghost Ship and we sailed away. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!

We all know Hope Floats so I floated until I found you drunk from your bottle of rum .. Your one of those Friendly type drunks and when I found you, you were so excited to see me you just handed me the flags and gave me a hug told me ya loved me and Passed OUT
.. BY the way I found out the ghost ship belonged to Casper, and his friendly ghost friends. They were all just Playing Pirates. I instructed Casper and his friends to stay with you and make sure you were okay and didn't get up in your drunken stupor and fall off your Fake Pirate ghost ship while looking for another bottle of rum.
Knowing you would be "OUT" for quite a while, days probably cuz you've never gotten drunk and passed out before, I floated back to shore, and Hit the road,..Bye Bye,,,,, Hope your hangover isn't too terribly bad

Oh ho ho that was not rum at all that I drank and those were decoy flags I gave you. I let you get away so we could follow you to your lair. The flags exploded and caused your float to sink. oh no! ha ha

Casper is no friend of mine and he was captured by the real ghost pirates. My ghost pirates are thieves and followed the tracking signal attached to the decoy flags. They saw the explosion then swooped in and grabbed the decoy flags back so I can use them again another day.

My ghost pirates say to tell you that there is nothing friendly about them and you are now flagless. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!!!

sounds like you're on your drunk'n stupor or still on your hangover,, cuz all you said Never happened ,, NOW you understand what it's like to be drunk,, and the memory and illusions that go with it I bet you'll never drink Rum again,,


after you nurse you headache from your hangover, and you're clear headed,, then you can look for me,,

LOL you are crazy!!! It was a fake drunk!!!!

I have been hunting everywhere for you. I guess I will have to get my secret weapon out so I can find you.

peek a boo

I have my radar out. Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeep. There you are!!! Hiding in your Garden gnome village! Aren't you a little too big to be hiding there? I just snuck up on your little gnomes and grabbed your flags, Ha Ha they were no protection at all!!!! I am off to the west, see if you can find me!!

ahhhhhhh Shucks,, good job finding me,, I was getting cramps hiding in there,,
hmmmmmmm to the west Huh?? Cali here I come,,,,,,,

Did I say west? I may have meant East. Oh I'm so confused about which way I'm going. I think my compass is broken.

My grandson is worried that no one wants the flags anymore.

been too tired to go west and look,, got drum up some travlin money first

Beat that drum loudly, it will do no good, cause your drum has a hole in it.

it sure does

My grandson is disappointed that the story has gone south. Oops! Did I say south? Never mind, forget I said anything.

nananananananana I still have the flags!!!!!!! Don't you want them?

I did want the flags just been too busy else where to look for them again. I don't even know where last I was when I had them, But I do remember you drank some rum and thought I was imagining things

Still drinking rum These flags sure are colorful!

hic-up

you hiccuped and covered your mouth dropped the flags and I grabbed the flags and off I go, where you'll find me nobody knows,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hmmmm This one will require some thinking and I lost my thinking cap.