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Cindy you know that dream is going in my Files!!!
I'm still laughing!!!
I can just see you with grass growing out of your knees!!!!

Me too Triss!!

I like wild dreams!

Here is a SWEET picture someone sent me by email.

The little girl has her hands folded so sweet, and the
little boy looks like that kiss is bliss....but....
That little Miss Jealous on the right is P*SSSED
let me tell ya !!!!

If I was in that picture that one would be me, and I'd
be SMOKIN' just like her!!



Isn't that too CUTE and too FUNNY??
Such jealousy so young!!!

Doesn't that boy look like he's in heaven?
And the girl looks so demure and like "Yes, I know I'm sweet".

But that other one!!!!
Those feet are stomped down sturdy, those hands planted on the pouch; she's ready to get up and do battle!!!

I was looking through the old archives and found a bunch of jokes everyone was posting one night. But this one picture I brought back to share with everyone here. Some of you may remember it.

Posted by geegeeburr on December 11, 2004 03:21 AM:

eeeewwwwwwww!

Gee Wrennie; that all you got to say?

What about the CUTE picture before that? :wink:

And the skinny bones before that:

I got the 'cute' one in an email too.

As for miss bones, I wish I could find my hip bones again!

..Miss Bones....sounds like an animated character from a creepy movie!

omg! i cant say anything laughing too hard ok one thing comes tomind GROSS!

OMG that poor kid! just think how he feels with his pic on the internet like that! wonder if he tells people that it me???

To Miss Bones!!!!!
Naw, I know which one you mean!!

nice pic shirls. i use to be skinny like that, size 0-2 pants..till this winter. i didnt want to notice the you know what mound!

i wouldnt of noticed if shirls hadnt of "pointed" it out!

are ya happy shirls? ya made me look!

Penny, that's what size I am now too!! Depends on the cut, brand, etc.

YEP!!

That's no worse to look at than the dog's butt!!

I want to be a size 10-12 again!!
(really an 8 but i'd take 10)

thats true, ive noticed many times a dogs butt, this would be my first to ever notice what sticks out on a skinny women, think ill keep some of my pounds

I found it in the old archives.
There was a night of telling jokes and and Geegeebur
posted that picture!!

It looks like a newspaper clipping to me

Oh my! It looks like theres going to be a Shirley files 5!!
We're getting close! You're going to need a bigger filing cabinet!

Or a bigger hard drive!

Naw!! My son gave me a HUGE one this time! He had wound up putting a second one in my previous PC. Then when he brought this one and put in this huge one, he copied both my hard drives onto here. It showed only a tinywedge of space used!!! I was so happy!! Now with ALL the STUFF I've put on here since then it is only a quarter full!!!

That's good Shirley! At least you have a while before it is filled up!

Maybe Cindy really is a blonde?!!

While browzing around in the old forum I found a night there were a few involved in exchanging jokes (some I can't put on here!! Maybe in A51..later).

I thought I would show you a few of Cindy's contributions!!

"People send me blonde jokes all the time, especially people who have never seen me before.
For some strange reason they ASSUME that I am blonde!"

Cindy

Posted by afgreyparrot on October 21, 2004 08:30 PM:

There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Posted by afgreyparrot on October 21, 2004 08:32 PM:

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Posted by afgreyparrot on November 02, 2004 07:40 PM:

Sorry...another blonde joke.
They keep sendin' 'em to me...
...even gone so far as to accuse me of being a natural blonde, but dyed my hair brown just to LOOK smart!

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself.... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket.

I hope you read back in here, not to miss anything.

Cindy, who was Jogger? Male or female? Are they still here?
Whoever it is, was there that night.

Thanks Cindy!

shirley, i like that picture of you...

and i'm not touching the rest

Thanks!

I hope you don't touch it!!!

Cindy I have been browzing in my Files, and everytime I find something funny that has a picture with it I run into trouble. I don't know if it's me, or if it really won't work. After I copy a post with picture onto a Word page to file, now I can't do a copy/paste of the picture back into a post!! So I think I'm not going to have any luck sharing anything our of my files that involves a picture.

I would love to do the stuff about your butt print in the snow, and Mr Wonderful in your bed. If you still have those in your picture files, if you could send them as an attachment to an email I would be able to do the stories, and it's funny. Pleeeezzzzee

Triss I didn't copy a link; I just copied the whole post, and pasted onto a Word page to save. When I copy that Word page, everything will copy back into a post except the picture.
I can't put it in my PB because when I right click on it I do not get an info box with the 'Save As' option so that I can put it in my PC Photo Gallery so that it is available to upload to PB.
But, if Cindy still has the two pictures in her PB she could send them as an attachment to an email and I could send them straight to my PG and upload to PB.
That's the only way I know to do it since it doesn't work the other ways.
If I had known it would do this I would have saved them to my PG to begin with but I never thought I would be having a Topic like this one to do fun stuff in.

Well, this is almost at its end.....and I am tired.....and I have a busy, busy day tomorrow... so I had better get to bed a little early tonight. I'll be on the PC tomorrow!
I'm going to miss so much fun you all will be having while I'm gone!!

have a good night shirley

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