Okay everyone!!!! Now it seems to me Cindy is Hell-bent to injure herself, before she gets on the plane!!! Lets seee... sooo far...While talking on the phone with me she hit her knee hard on the door frame and hears her knee crackling when she walks, Is it better now Cindy??
Her shoulder is still bothering her
SHe has attempted to strip her head bald by way of a vacuum cleaner
She Picked up a glass and almost choked on a Geek
I know there Must be more I just can't think of the rest!!! Soo we need to make a list for Cindy So she can refer back OR print out and post everywhere in the house to Tryyyy be stay safe long enough to Get Her on that Plane
1. No vacuuming untill you get back from CedarHill 2. No talking on the phone and walking at the same time!!! 3. Look in glass before you drink,, this includes bottles and cans 4. Only use the microwave 5. Look in chairs Before you sit down 6, No use of knives of any kind for any reason!!! 7. Even the use of a can opener is 'iffy' 8. Make sure your shoes are tied and extra lace is tucked in top of shoe before you take one step forward OR backwards for that matter!
Come on ~~ All of you can help me keep her safe If she follows these rules!! Plezzzzzzz add on to the list for her safe keeping!!!
She Has to get on the Plane Un-injured!!!!
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
perhpas she should hire her garden work done---I can see her hurting herself on one garden implement or another----, tripping on a garden hose & breaking a leg, cutting her head open or something-----you get the idea----
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
the Head gnome has promised me that the planes won't crash, and i trust him...so if I can make it to the airport and onto the plane I guess I'm good to go!
That's Right Cindy and When you land you'll have Wild Willy's family to look out that you don't get hurt or have injuries by mishap while your at Cedar Hill!! The thing is We just gotta look out for you the best we can thru cyberspace to insure you get there without incident!!
Ohh Boy 13 days is a loooong time without something happening!!!
I'm running out of common things that you could have a mishap with...
Now I've got to start thinking outside the box cuz that's where You have the most accidents!!
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
bubble wrap! I just got a visual of Cindy wrapped head to toe in bubble wrap wearing a depends underneath with nothing else but her purse and laptop {also wrapped under the bubble wrap} boarding a plane!!
The Head gnome promised me that...so I believe it!
But here's something scarey...I ended up today with an injury (bleeding!) from...
.....a packing peanut!
I'm not even gonna tell you what happened yet...one of you might guess it, if you've ever done it...but I ended up with a bloody lip from a packing peanut.
At least I had a legitimate reason for blood on my lip!
My legit reason is...I got a big box of stuff delivered for Lola today, and it had nice new packing peanuts in it ...and I stuck one of them in my mouth to see if it was the biodegradeable ones...(it was) and it stuck to my lip when it started melting and when I pulled it off my lip it pulled my skin off.
Do you put EVERYTHING in your mouth just to see what it's like??!!! And then...why would you just leave it there till it melted and stuck??!!! You have got to be the funniest woman I know!!!!
Another rule for the list:
Don't put anything in your mouth except food...and be leary of that!!!
I pulled a Cindy today.....I think I'm hurting myself in place of her now.
I was in the car dealership bathroom and I dropped my papertowel, bent down to pick it up and WHACK! I hit my head so hard on the corner of the towel dispenser I felt sick....The top of my head hurts so bad....one LUCKY thing is I had my hat on and that stop it from cutting into my actual head.
So Cindy, if you didn't hurt yourself today I took one for you!
But see, I took it in your place!!!!! I hope my turn of getting injured for you is over! Not that I don't mind, but AGH it hurt bad...poor mom kept saying, do you want to sit down, let me see your head, do you feel dizzy?
Yep I took a turn for you too Cindy!! TOday at work I was grinding on acrylic with a new diamond cut bur on a high speed lathe motor and the Bur 'Grabbed' the acrylic and 'rolled my finger right into the bur so now I have no fingerprints on my right hand index . middle and ring finger! Ouuuuuuuuch.. SO ya got one outta me too Cindy!! Boy The sacrifices we make outta love for Cindy!!!
Last edited by angelblossom; Jun 20th, 2007 at 05:25 PM. Reason: Fingers still sting!!
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
My head is still sore...and yep, I avoided that bathroom today, I went in the totally disgusting one in the store we were in.......It's a cool store, but gross bathrooms.
Loz Thanks for asking My fingers look like a skinned knee only on the fingers!!! I'm glad the week end is coming up It give them some time to heal LOLOL
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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