A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall Today's garden joke

A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working.

One of the guests was watching the gardeners do their thing, and while one gardener was busy weeding the other jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements.

Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, That man is such a talented dancer, that I would pay him a hundred pounds to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!

When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, Hey Fred! Do you think for a hundred pounds you could step on that rake again?

:LoL:

funny thing is....we've all done that. Well, I'll admit I stepped on a rake a few times.

I didnt step on a rake , but a Tractor chain fell down and cut my knee open badly.
Know why ? Mother duck was chasing me away from the babies..

Almost lost that knee.

Stupid hospital didnt clean it properly and it became infected and I went to the Local Yocal doc and he saved it .. Would not bend at all till I went .