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Another email goodie!



ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST WRITERS'
COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

All of these are funny. If John wasn't dying I'd make him a bunch of cards. He would think it was funny.

How about saying, I am sending my heart , to you and you and you .........

When I was a kid in school I often wondered how do you love all these kids??

Be everyone's valentine???????????????????

great e'mail.

Cindy, DH would of laughed at that one.

Thanks Lynne, that was a good one.

Yep those sure were funny---laughing is good for the soul