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Joke of the Day - July 3
#219870 Jul 3rd, 2008 at 07:54 AM
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Sex of a Fly
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter?

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.? 'How can you tell them apart?'?

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

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Re: Joke of the Day - July 3
kennyso #219890 Jul 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 AM
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lol that's cute.

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Re: Joke of the Day - July 3
chermoni #219904 Jul 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 AM
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Kenny thanks for my chuckle of the day!!!

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