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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals,
recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic
because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's
only bar.

George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing.

Later that evening, after he finished fixing the plumbing
in the bar, he and his apprentice parked their pickup trucks
in front of her house and left them there all night.



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where is the rest of the joke, Dodge???

I had seen this before but I cannot totally recall the ending. and now I am curious.


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I thought that was the end??????????


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well perhaps it is in the one you found--the one I had seen had the guy saying something about why his truck was parked out front of this ladies house all night--to prove things are not always as they may look??//


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Well he didnt have to say it.
Your mind is to reinact it .................

LOL Just like her mind was..........................


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i think that is the end carol. if his truck outside the bar makes him a drunk, outside her house would make her a ????

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I know! She was running a Bed-and-Breakfast!


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Originally Posted by Thornius
I know! She was running a Bed-and-Breakfast!


yea thats it!!!! haha


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Originally Posted by dodge
lol
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals,
recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic
because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's
only bar.

George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing.

Later that evening, after he finished fixing the plumbing
in the bar, he and his apprentice parked their pickup trucks
in front of her house and left them there all night.




haha
* it didn't need an explanation,, Justice was simply served. neenee haha *


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Carol ~ I too have seen a different version of this joke but I have forgotten the details. You are right, though: in the other version, there were more details and also a punch line but for the life of me, I can't remember it!

Dodge ~ This is cute.


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Originally Posted by Merme
Carol ~ I too have seen a different version of this joke but I have forgotten the details. You are right, though: in the other version, there were more details and also a punch line but for the life of me, I can't remember it!

Dodge ~ This is cute.
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hey Merme--great minds "forget alike" ??? why


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