A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's
complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.

"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said,
"tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing,
growls at his food and makes himself comfortable
on my best furniture."

Good one Barb!

yep, I have to agree, tht one is good, Dodge.