A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall You might be a Californian If....

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

i remember some of those!

i can't imagine :P

You need to visit the school Jiffy works at.

those are funny!
what's with this one?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
I know around here we joke how the weather men play up the weather to get ratings. same thing????
oh, and is pot illegal??? ha ha

yes. and the blue, green, pink, purple, bright crimson, and lavendar hair, all on one head

I honestly don't know. It is legel for medical purposes with a prescription via state law. It is illegal via federal law. I have no idea

Pot is NOT legal?!?

I have TWO body piercings......but mine are visible.

Oh, those are so good

Those are funny!

Many kids at school have piercings on their nose and on other body parts.It's creepy!Most aren't even visible! So many kids at the nearby elementary school and my school text so much during class teachers now confiscate cellphones.Gas prices are going down though.Cheapest gas is around $3.78.

I have one to add

21. Your house is next to two dairies and a tomato field.

22. You drive 65mph [legal speed limit] in the slow lane because everyone else drives 70-75mph in the other lanes.