A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you much time
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can conquer tension without medical help
If you can relax without adult beverages
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
Then you are probably........
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.The family dog!

Husband, "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife, "I clean the toilet"
Husband, "How does that help?"
Wife, "I use your toothbrush."

I liked it too.

that is a good one Tina----

i like it.

Can anyone really can start the day without caffeine. If I don't drink caffeine my socks won't stay up.

I keep saying--one excuse is as good as another-----and no I cannot I need my caffeine---principally coffee

Pepsi here. It's sooo good. Seriously I decaffed myself one summer and slept most of the summer away.