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but did you hear about the writer of the hokey pokey dying?
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but did you hear about the writer of the hokey pokey dying?
you're setting up a joke, right?
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well, it was all good till they tried to put him in the casket. they put his left foot in....
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Oh! Oh! oh! I know! I know! I wanna spoil jiffy's joke
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I guess they don't call me "fast Dave" for nothin'.
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uh dave, you missed it!
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I actually heard that at a wedding reception years ago. and forgot the punch line.
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I haven't been to a wedding where they did hokey poky. But the MC threatened about it and led into that joke. I think they did the chicken dance instead.
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I refuse to do the chicken dance. I like my dignity right where it is, thank you.
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Say this with a Porky Pig accent: "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive"
I can only say with an Elmer Fudd acccent!
That'll work...real swow..wy, wif a wow, gwavewy voice...
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my favorite was watching scott's 50 something, very portly uncle doing the macarena. that was good
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I can only say with an Elmer Fudd acccent!
Now imagine elmer singing johnny cash doing "I hurt myself today..."
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I'm going to the store after while, milk for the coffee, cigs...need anything? Depends?
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I can only say with an Elmer Fudd acccent!
Now imagine elmer singing johnny cash doing "I hurt myself today..."
You are freakin' SICK!
Oh, so I'M sick. YOU can actually IMAGINE it.
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my favorite was watching scott's 50 something, very portly uncle doing the macarena. that was good
Video?
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nah, unfortunately, i could have made money with that one!
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I need to go cook some invalid food. (Is there such a thing as valid food?) I will be back soon.
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wow, i didn't realize it was so late
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wow, i didn't realize it was so late
Heading to bed? Should I make my store run now, or wait a little?
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not yet... you've got me for a bit longer
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I'll be back...mwahahaha.
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OMG, put it on CBS.
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OMG, put it on CBS.
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probably uncle fred?
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