A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall 12 Step Program to a Healthy Level of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream... 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'


It's Called... Smilie 12 Step Therapy

That's funny!! I can see myself doing almost every one of those!!!

My favorite is the coffee! LOL Really good one, angelblossom!

Annette

My favorite is # 12!

Oh My Diane--how very funny----

Yeah I like the coffee one too,,,,,, and I can definitely see my self during the first one,,,