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#265152 Feb 26th, 2009 at 07:14 PM
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"Vigorous" is code for "has a Napoleonic compulsion to take over the world."

"Zone 5 with protection"
is a variation on the phrase "Russian roulette."

"May require support"
means your daughter's engineering degree will finally pay off.

"Grows more beautiful each year"
"Looks like road kill for the foreseeable future."

"Carefree"
refers more to the plant's attitude than to your workload.

"Grandma's Favorite" -- until she discovered free-flowering, disease-resistant hybrids.

"A favorite of birds": avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines.

"Moisture-loving" plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs and swamps.


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kennyso #265154 Feb 26th, 2009 at 07:30 PM
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thumbup love them all kenny! haha
thanks for sharing


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kennyso #265156 Feb 26th, 2009 at 07:36 PM
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thumbup i like that kenny haha

#265163 Feb 26th, 2009 at 08:07 PM
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Funny stuff. And so true, too.


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What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
Tina #265165 Feb 26th, 2009 at 08:17 PM
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lol


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"A favorite of birds": avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines.

good advice




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