Something to try for a lark when you have a few minutes to waste on the computer...
Go to your search bar and type in your first name followed by the word "needs", then click on "search". It is interesting to see the top ten things Google thinks you need....
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
This has been going around Facebook for the past few weeks, but I never bothered to do it. I had to actually weed through the first three pages of my google search because I was actually getting other "Jennifer needs" searches that other people had done as part of my results. So, here is what I got....(I always have time to fart around on the internet! )
Jennifer needs:
1. a smack daddy 2. to play by the rules 3. to give birth in the next week 4. a cane 5. a mortician 6. to date Jason 7. a shave 8. your support 9. to go to bed 10. a muzzle
I'm familiar with this too but haven't done it for a long time.
Laura needs....
1. some post toddler love! 2. your continued support. :ding: 3. help. 4. a wash! 5. to commit this nut now! 6. $3000 for more new legs. 7. a BBQ apron. 8. a digital strategist. 9. a clue. 10. a ride for one to Dearborn.
1. a miracle 2. help with adopted twins 3. fixing 4. a hero 5. to take her medication 6. a smaller size 7. your prayers 8. a new pair of boots 9. to know how to make my boobs grow bigger 10. to focus
Rachel
(the new and improved Mrs. rachelc)
If you never have you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
1. coffee 2. to stop dressing like a s%#$ 3. a bigger Al-bra.....what kind of bra is that?? 4. her "Eric" time 5. a haircut 6. your help 7. a nice chianti 8. to dress more like Dolly Parton...that must be why I need the bigger bra 9. to put some clothes on 10. to learn some new lingo
I had to skip one....apparently there is a girl on facebook whose name is Jessica Needs.
Something to try for a lark when you have a few minutes to waste on the computer...
Go to your search bar and type in your first name followed by the word "needs", then click on "search". It is interesting to see the top ten things Google thinks you need....
Merme
I'm waiting to see your top ten needs Merme
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
Tina needs 1. a slower pace 2. to narrow her shoulders and slim down her waist 3. a boy 4. your help 5. a hero 6. to loose weight (spelled as it was) 7. prayers 8. a new home 9. a breather 10.help moving Tina is obviously an over-weight, homeless person who is extremely busy.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
Will someone please help an apparently computer inept person here?? Please type in "Carol Needs" and post it for me??? I pull up all kinds of "Carol needs" things but nothing like what ya all are finding---HELP !!!
and thanks in advance......
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
Isn't Tina just too too nice--- here is what Tina found that I need----
1) assessment information--on what??? 2) teapots---yep, what with all the tea drinking I have to fit into my day now 3) our help---Amen to that!!!! 4) prayers---see above 5) a big opening night---"Where"??? 6) to change--my clothes????? 7) to treat her condition---LOL yep they know ME--- 8) more miles....????? 9) more busts--I think I am good on that "front" 10) a good Halloween costume
This is great fun, Merme glad you found it!!!!
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
1. Face book 2.needs and deserves a lot of promotion (I like that one) 3.improve her self-esteem 4.a strong man and anger management classes! 5.To Get Her Ears Cleaned 6.a muzzle slapped on her face 7.to be in control of her surroundings 8.to trust Jonathan and let him lead (???) 9.glue, pencil, eraser, various black permanent pens 10.a photo to post.
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- Yard Update -April 2012
1. I need prayers and good wishes from the local witches. 2. A baby (that would be a miracle). 3. To Know what a performance installation that incorporates autobiographical text, original music and audience interaction is. 4. Constant Care. 5. Bail money after being arrested for trying to save a dying dog. 6. Votes to become the most recognized model in the country. (Heaven forbid) 7. A fashion look. (I have a fashion look. Grungy casual. Works great for the garden.) 8. I need to be supported at home and at work. (I wonder where I work...) Do they mean the crutches do you think?) 9. I needs heat. 10. I need a gamer group.
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
I almost pulled out in front of a cop on wednesday. Just in time I seen him setting ..................yow. I was going to pass a slow truck.. Not knowing the truck had a cb to know the cop was there..eekkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I didnt do the other part that Cindy says.
i did jiffy and it gave me mostly car stuffs. then i did jennifer and got lots of stuff about jennifer's who have their own website. nothing interesting
I did one for Jiffymouse using her real first name...
She needs:
1. A smack daddy
2. A good job & a vacation too.
3. to play by the rules.
4. to give birth.
5. a cold shower
6. your help.
7. a community page.
8. to be a "My Little Pony".
9. A man who will lay his cards on the table.
10. to develope age-appropriate language for social situations
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman picked up a few items in the supermarket, then headed for the express line. The till mechanic standing at the till had his back turned to her, while he talked on the phone to the manager about the till malfunction. So she said to him, "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The till mechanic turned, looked her up and down and said, "Not too bad looking at all, for your age."
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
5. encouraging, dense, transit-oriented development
6. to insert friction
7. to travel to Alaska
8. dedication to improve the nation's broadband profile
9. your signature
10. tweaks.
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
Jiffy I figured you were overly tired that night & suffering from the cold. Yours really made me chuckle, especially #10 about age-appropriate language for social situations... making it sound as if you might use baby talk at a cocktail party in your evening gown...
I also liked Bill's #10 He needs "tweaked". And just who might do the tweaking, I'd like to know?
Merme *imagining Jiffy saying things such as "fuzzy wuzzy drwinky dinky"
Last edited by Merme; Mar 15th, 2009 at 03:33 PM.
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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