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 Pssst! I heard Sheri is expecting an alien baby after her sex change operation.... Don't tell anybody, though! You never heard it from me! Merme *Miss Innocent*
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I heard Sheri is expecting an alien baby after her sex change operation....
Merme
Yea! And, she's been saving up the lice from those school childrens hair to feed to that new baby! 
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ewww!
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Let's see... aliens who eat lice? 'hm.... Maybe we should let some of the aliens out of that secret area -- is it Roswell, NM? -- and turn 'em loose in the inner cities. Lice Epidemic cured!  Maxi and I had a nice evening... without aliens OR lice .... and he toddled off to bed a little while ago. He has big plans to bike ride tomorrow and needs to get some sleep. We started reading his new book and he is deeply engrossed in the story already and I think he will enjoy the entire experience. Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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#280427
May 15th, 2009 at 07:21 PM
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Grande Damme
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Afgrey! You shouldn't spread rumors!   Merme *with nary an idle word* 
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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#280430
May 15th, 2009 at 07:27 PM
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I got the inside scoop,,,,,,,, ALiens are only pregnant for a few hours,, Because they are light years away,, By the time you've all talked about it, she passed thru a worm hole while giving birth to the alien baby , I just found this picture on the Alien Gazette News, Human Undergoes Sex Change , becomes pregnant by an Alien and gives Birth in just 4 hours!   ![[Linked Image]](http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o309/limabeanlover/baby_alien.jpg) Now See What Happens When Rumors are started,, ALien babies are Born!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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May 15th, 2009 at 07:33 PM
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Grande Damme
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That alien baby is awfully adorable! Can I have three? That is, IF Sheri is popping them out every four hours zipping through that worm hole! Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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May 15th, 2009 at 07:34 PM
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#280437
May 15th, 2009 at 07:35 PM
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I want one of those alien babies!!!  are you sure about that?? They grow Up really fast I mean really fast *so says the ALien Gazette News*
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May 15th, 2009 at 07:36 PM
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Grande Damme
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I'm gonna delete the last Coffeehouse so Sherri can definitely see that YOU are the one STARTING the rumors. Who, me? Nah.... it never happened! Merme *Denial is everything*
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Grande Damme
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Geez, and I haven't even hit the rum OR the wine tonight! I'm not crocheting a thing right now, really I'm not...
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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MERME!!!!!!! How did you Know she named the ALien baby DeNial??
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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#280443
May 15th, 2009 at 07:47 PM
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Grande Damme
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Gee...who started THAT rumor? never tell! Merme *watching Afgrey's back*
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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MERME!!!!!!! How did you Know she named the ALien baby DeNial?? PSYCHIC!! Or, as Maxi sometimes says "Psycho"! Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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May 15th, 2009 at 07:53 PM
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My headshrinker upped my dosage this week...  Maybe you should give me some?!
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Grande Damme
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Ok, let me put this News Story together properly... Sheri had an alien baby she named DeNial. We all know aliens put their last names first and first names last. Sheri's last name (and thus the baby's) is Major. So.... we have Major DeNial!!!!!!!!!!!! Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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May 15th, 2009 at 07:54 PM
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I was late on that last post because I was trying to figure out how to spell enquiring.  you act as if the rest of us spell well enough to know the difference.
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It's a good thing I finally went back and read the end of the last CH!!
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Ok, let me put this News Story together properly... Sheri had an alien baby she named DeNial. We all know aliens put their last names first and first names last. Sheri's last name (and thus the baby's) is Major. So.... we have Major DeNial!!!!!!!!!!!! Merme I was wondering IF anyone Caught that!!!!!!! 
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Ok, let me put this News Story together properly...
Sheri had an alien baby she named DeNial. We all know aliens put their last names first and first names last. Sheri's last name (and thus the baby's) is Major.
So.... we have Major DeNial!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merme .......who ate a jar full of lice for it's first meal and chased them down with some prozac!
Cricket
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker
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Afgrey it is INquiring if you are asking a question. It is ENquiring if you are displaying curiosity.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Afgrey it is INquiring if you are asking a question. It is ENquiring if you are displaying curiosity.
Merme  HEY! Merme, would you be willing to tutor sheri's baby....(teenager by now)
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It's a good thing I finally went back and read the end of the last CH!! See Shirls? YOU aren't crazy! You just had to read back to the last CH! Well, maybe I should say WE are all crazy, so join the party if you are feeling a little nutty....  Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Ok, let me put this News Story together properly...
Sheri had an alien baby she named DeNial. We all know aliens put their last names first and first names last. Sheri's last name (and thus the baby's) is Major.
So.... we have Major DeNial!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merme .......who ate a jar full of lice for it's first meal and chased them down with some prozac! and that's why DeNial Is growing so fast,, but staying calm In the still of the night,, ![[Linked Image]](http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/Hopeless_Romantic_868/alien.jpg)
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OMG!! How do you find this stuff Diane??
Hmmmmm does that look like Sheri ....or Cindy? Do they come from the same relatives?
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"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:11 PM
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So.....was I spelling it right then?  It was underlined in red.....  You did fine, Afgrey. Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:15 PM
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Good night everybody! Safe away home, O my palies, and sweet dreams to you all. And try not to have "visions of aliens dance through your wee little heads...." Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:21 PM
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Good Night Merme Angels on your Pillow! No telling what DeNial will look like when you get back here in the morning and Sheri Reads this
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This One is growing Toooo fast! Dang Sheri I don't think Lice is going to be enough,, Maybe You should look for something More Substantial,, what else do Aliens Eat?!! CIndy Any Suggestions for her?? ![[Linked Image]](http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr26/butterfly_eyes_818/Random%20icons/alien_Baby2.jpg)
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.....how 'bout popcorn balls covered in tree bark?
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Did you see the one above Cricket?? Looks Like Sheri wasn't the only one with an alien baby ![[Linked Image]](http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo8/TPIERCE90028_photos/hillary_alien_baby.jpg)
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:36 PM
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.....waiting to see the next 'baby' pic I have one I started to post....but I don't want to get in trouble.  Just for 3 seconds then you can Remove it
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I can't wait to see sheri's reaction tomorrow.
I'm off to bed too.
Hey speaking of bed bugs...I hear they are on the rise again after a hundred years or so????? hhhmmm..... hungry lil' major DeNial?
Cricket
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Very Good Suggestion Cricket,,, DeNial can toss them bed bugs Up and eat 'em like tossed Popcorn I bet It would Sleep really good after eating Bed Bugs
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Just for 3 seconds then you can Remove it psst...be careful folks. it looks like bill is on line now.
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:40 PM
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Did you see the one above Cricket?? Looks Like Sheri wasn't the only one with an alien baby Maybe they are all seeing the same alien Gardenmom used to date... ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/afgreyparrot/GH2/gmomalien.jpg) Is That Karen?? baby Due 2006,, It Must Be really Grown By now and has Kids of it own Now!
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May 15th, 2009 at 08:48 PM
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OMG Sheri You have your hands full now Better keep an eye on her, she grew up over night into a pretty young Alien Girl ![[Linked Image]](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/2thtek/snapshot_56a04248_76a59dbd.jpg) * Sheri's Probably sleeping in,,,I'm sure it was a long night feeding the alien baby Lice , eeuuuuuu, and as it grew it ate Bed bugs,,, No telling what the alien teenager eats  *
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