A Gardeners Forum Forums General Discussion The Banter Hall The Critter Corner Hummer-in-a-Bottle

Jealous of all the people who have the BEAUTIFUL jewels of the bird world in their yard? Live in an area of the world that DOESN'T have Hummingbirds? NO PROBLEM!!! Now, you too can have Hummingbirds ANYTIME...ANYWHERE with, "Thorny's Hummer-in-a-Bottle"! Here's what you get!

A Hummingbird of the species, age, and sex of your choice (Mature, Male Ruby-Throated Hummingbird shown)

A 16 ounce (480 ml) Hummingbird feeder complete with nectar.

The pamphlet, 'Hummingbirds: Jewels of the Bird World'

AND, if you act NOW you get not one but TWO Hummer-in-a-Bottles.

DON'T delay, act TODAY! *

* Offer void anywhere in the Milky Way Galaxy

nice. i don't know which i like more. the picture or the add with it. or, the disclaimer at the bottom!

I was taking pictures Of my Old Buddy Bubba who was born in my yard last year and returned again today and just happened to get him behind the feeder but STILL visible through the glass aND MY IMAGINATION JUST WENT crazy. i LOVE SLEAZY ADDS AND INFOmMERCIALS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO HILARIOUS. So my mind saw that picture and just went off on a tangent.

Love your tangents Thorny...
Nana

It is a toss-up Jiffy--but I think I prefer the disclaimer at the bottom. I think it was a stroke of genius, Thorny.

Hey, it's a GOOD deal......if you live in another GALAXY!!!

I love infomercials and Sleazy advertising......And I was CRAZY about Billy Mays and bought and used lots of his products......not that HE was sleazy......Billy was CHARMING!

Thorny is really an Alien........