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To Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-thru Order Is 'To go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling' Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'

How many of these have you tried at school, Sheri? (Funny though)

My daughter, who knows me well, told me that no one would think the first one was weird if I did it. Everyone would just think I was having another hair issue.

Oh I think someone posted that a while back may have been Me I don't remember,, But it's still Funny .. I like the hair dryer one as cop radar

some of those had me about falling out of my chair laughing!
ohhh...ohhh......am I too old and uncool to come up with an acronym? foomcl!

foomcl good one cricket!

thanks jiff. I DO like to come up with one brilliant or funny thing each day.
If I can make just one person laugh, I feel like I've accomplished something.
boy, it's 9 o'clock......I almost didn't make my quota for the day!

actually, I should check 'urban dictionary' to make sure I did actually make that one up!

Sorry Diane, didn't know I was stealing your funnies. A co-worker sent it to me and I laughed and laughed. Maybe I sent it to her from you and she sent it back to me and I posted it here and.......I'm not maintaining a healthy level of insanity.

Heyyyyyy Noooooo Problem Sheri,, It's still Funny
and ,,,You can always tell a good email by how many time we read it right?