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Jul 22nd, 2010 at 04:30 AM
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Grande Damme
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Grande Damme
Joined: Oct 2004
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A man walked into a dentist's office and said
"I'm a moth."
The shocked receptionist said "You don't need a dentist! You need a psychiatrist!"
"I know" said the man.
"So why did you come in here?" the receptionist demanded indignantly...
"The light was on."
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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