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Nov 21st, 2010 at 02:33 PM
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I absolutely can't get through Thanksgiving with out your wit and charm helping me to buy and cook the bird of the season. hehehehe.
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Grande Damme
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YES! I've got a wild turkey in my cupboard. Dunno how to get him outta there & in my glass....  Help me, help me, Cindy Cindy.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/merme.gif) ![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Is Thanksgiving this week??? 
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I just looked at the calendar...I had no idea it was this late in the month already. My how time flies when they change the stupid time thing back and hour..or forward...whatever they did.
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Grande Damme
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Yes, Thanksgiving is THIS week, Cindy.
And we all need your help .... so get ready to man the hotline again!
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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yes Cindy--We will all need your "sage" advice... 
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Northern Star
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~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt. ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/psd/sunny.jpg)
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Grande Damme
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I hope she starts the topic in "Thyme".... we got feasts to get on the table!
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Yes, I just "cayenne't" imagine that Cindy wouldn't take the "thyme" to help. If she "mustard" up enough tips than we wouldn't be "saffron" any turkey ills. Got to go, If I hear any more puns I just might "chervil" up and die I have laundry to do and it's only "parsley" finished. 
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Frogger
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I hope she starts the topic in "Thyme".... we got feasts to get on the table! I don't, thank goodness.--I will be making the cranberry "relish" and pumpkin pie though.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Purl One
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I "yam" so surprised that chef Cindy hasn't posted her special turkey recipes yet!
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Well I just got my turkey and got ripped off for 8 bucks. I hate going to the store.
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Northern Star
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Take your receipt back TK.
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Well...you guys are doing just fine by yourselves! I'm way laughing right now  ...for the first time in awhile. Keep it up! Well I just got my turkey and got ripped off for 8 bucks. I hate going to the store. The Kroger here has teenagers bagging the groceries and I have gortten home many times to find they didn't put all my groceries in my cart. Awhile back I was gonna make a huge pot of beef stew to take to mom's and got home ready to cook...the 2 packs of stew beef were missing. Looked on my receipt...yep, I paid for them. Called Kroger and they said "Yeah, they're laying here on the check out...sorry. Do you want to come back and get them?" I said "NO! I want YOU to bring them to ME!"  ...better go dig out my famous bird picture..... 
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
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"If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Is this perchance the picture you are looking for??? ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/LynneNY/Holidays/turkeybikini.jpg)
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Frogger
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________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Is this perchance the picture you are looking for??? No...but that one will do just fine! I'm stealing that one from you! ...and nobody's signature lines are safe...I'm stealing all turkey graphics. ...now I gotta find that bird picture...somewhere in my Photobucket, buried among 3,000 photos. 
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Ok, then is THIS the one??? ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/LynneNY/Holidays/Thanksgivingbigbird.jpg)
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I love that cartoon!!! But...here it is..... I found the big bird photo... Do not click this if you are easily offended by birds...
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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AHHHHHHH... THAT bird!!! 
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How about THIS turkey? ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/LynneNY/Holidays/turkeycombat.jpg)
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OK...here's my #1 way to prepare a turkey... ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/afgreyparrot/graphics2/turkey3a.jpg)
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Cute! But Chef Cindy... what do we do about the side dishes?!?
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Grande Damme
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We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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I love this topic. The bird with the tan lines just cracks me up. Thanks for sharing Plants and Pots.
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel a long way
to be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often.
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Oh, yeah...I gotta add this, since Butterball pays me a lot of money every year for the spam I post here...
The real Turkey Hotline
1-800-BUTTERBALL (800-288-8372)
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Northern Star
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel a long way
to be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often.
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Oh, man...I ate so much...then took a long nap in the chair...
I woke up in a very fowl mood.
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Frogger
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________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Northern Star
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Nothing tastes better than thick artery clogging fatty gravy
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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