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Best Ever Rum Cake Ingredients: 1 or 2 quarts Rum baking powder 1 cup butter 1 tablespoon soda 1 tablespoon sugar Lemon juice 1 large eggs sugar 2 cups dried fruit nuts Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl, add one seaspoon of tugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the highest quality, try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add arge leggs, 2 cups dried druit and beat until high. If the druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with screwcrivers. Sample the rum again, checking for quality and toncisticity. Next sift 3 cups baking powder, a pinch of rum, a seaspoon of toda and a cup of salt or pepper (it really doesn't matter). Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice, fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add a tablespoon of brown sugar or whatever color you can find. Mix well. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350. Now pour the whole mess into the oven. Maybe it would be better to forget the oven and just check the rum again and bo
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Dodge, I think I have tried this recipe before.  
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HOW MANY TIMES??????????????? 
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Too many...I lost count... 
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PS....I have also made that cake with bourbon, tequila and wine...
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Was it Mogan david wine? Thats a good one.
When wer were young lasses, we used to get a bottle of Tbird wine for a dollar on payday.
Sit downon a curb between cars an laugh our butts off.
NOwadays youd get arrested.......As I grew up , I put those things behind..Took up playing in the mud..
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Was it Mogan david wine? Thats a good one. When I was a kid Grandpa used to keep a bottle Mogan David in the pantry...for medicinal purposes. I'd sneak a taste of it on occasion.... 
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LOL
My dad allowed us all at christmas (10) of us 5 of each.. to drink a shot glass of Mogan David wine..........Only at christmas.
Only time he got that..Wasa beer drinker..Had whiskey once a day for his heart he told us..LOL
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.Had whiskey once a day for his heart ...that's my story and I'm sticking to it!  :ding:
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True ........He said it thinned the Blood , made it easier on the heart?? But you can use it Cindy........... dodge
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Never been a drinker but I drank some wine last Saturday night. 2 swallows and my head was spinning. 4 swallows and they told me my head was still spinning but I don't remember it.
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Never been a drinker but I drank some wine last Saturday night. 2 swallows and my head was spinning. 4 swallows and they told me my head was still spinning but I don't remember it. You go, girl.....!!!!! Head spinning is good!!!!!
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Mr Bill isnt around. Do you think he is baking RUm cake/  Dodge
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well, are ya or aren't ya????
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Are I what? Baking a cake? noooooooooo..... 
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Are I what? Baking a cake? noooooooooo..... \ not ANY cake, Bill--the Rum Cake in the recipe above--surely you can handle that recipe---right??? 
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Are I what? Baking a cake? noooooooooo..... \ not ANY cake, Bill--the Rum Cake in the recipe above--surely you can handle that recipe---right??? I am a superb cook!  Two years cooking for the crew on a fishing boat in Alaska, and I never got thrown overboard once!  Baking is a breeze too, but I get too fat when I bake, and I need to shed pounds, so I don't! 
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Carol.
Give up..
He didnt catch on ................
Merry christmas all..
dodge
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Two years cooking for the crew on a fishing boat in Alaska, and I never got thrown overboard once! Bill is an excellent cook...speaking from experience. I never threw him overboard, either... :wink:
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Carol.
Give up..
He didnt catch on ................
Merry christmas all..
dodge  yes, sometimes I am a wee bit dense... I finally read back! 
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 Mr Bill Forgive us for using u for a scrapegoat. THis is a joke recipe. Did you ever watch the old Julia Child cooking programs on tv.. She always had recipes calling for some wine or something, an kept nipping at it the whole show. By the end of the show , she was stoned...Ole Julia was fun to watch. Merry christmas Mr Bill, the BESTEST GARDEN SHOW ONLINE...........yoU HAVE GIVEN US MUCH FUN THRU THE YEARS AN EDUCATED US AS WELL.......tHANKS FOR KEEPING THIS CLEAN AN CARING. mAY 2012 BE EVEN NICER. DODGE.........
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I've been so sea sick I've felt like jumping overboard before.
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Merry christmas Mr Bill, the BESTEST GARDEN SHOW ONLINE...........yoU HAVE GIVEN US MUCH FUN THRU THE YEARS AN EDUCATED US AS WELL.......tHANKS FOR KEEPING THIS CLEAN AN CARING. mAY 2012 BE EVEN NICER. DODGE......... I love you guys....  Merry Christmas!
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Glad that you finally saw what we were up to Bill, Merry Christmas to you too---
and BTW: Wow, I am impressed---A cook on a fishing vessel huh?? any vessel we would know about????
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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