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You have all always been so funny!! I still blame Cindy for everything, no matter who else you all blame.  I remember a few years ago when the REAL hostess lounge flashed on the screen for a couple of seconds and Bill hoped no one had seen it....but Diane and I both did! 
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Shirley, did you see them drinking and smoking and watching porn on the big screen TV?
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No!  But I wish I had!! 
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Shirley, did you see them drinking and smoking and watching porn on the big screen TV? ...and drinking Margaritas..... 
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we were sworn to secrecy what we saw,, but for the right price I maybe might tell ya ,,,,,,,,,,, NOT,, 
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![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/dodge.gif) PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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I have decided to make myself a temporary hostess.
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 Hooray temporay hostess Sheri. Good thinking an choice......Your rewards  will follow. We need your thinking here, an there an everywhere.. You an Carol can Rule the Roosts.  dodge
PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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Well dodge, my appointment is only temporary.  Hope my term is over before I get fired or escorted off the forum kicking and screaming. 
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LETS HEAR IT NOW
VOTE FOR BESTOFOUR .. OUR SHERI TO BE PERMANENT HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST.
VOTE NOW
PUT SHERI IN. YOU HAVE MY VOTE.
DODGE 
PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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dodge, I thank you for your vote  but I am truly a temporary worker. If I worked permanently I would have to ask for education reimbursement for attending Hostess University  longer Pepsi breaks  longer lunch break  more vacation time a company health plan  more lucrative retirement benefits  and I would definitely have to ask for a raise and that's just the beginning. You forum members would have to put a quarter in the slot every time you signed on just to pay my benefits package. I better stay on as a temp. 
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Our benefits package is top notch, and by top notch I mean a bottle of makers mark and the best of wishes :P
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Wait....Makers Mark, what Makers Mark ????? I guess MY bottle got lost in the mail ????  
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There was a party in your honor... I swear ;) hehe...
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dodge, I thank you for your vote but I am truly a temporary worker. If I worked permanently I would have to ask for education reimbursement for attending Hostess University longer Pepsi breaks longer lunch break more vacation time a company health plan more lucrative retirement benefits and I would definitely have to ask for a raise and that's just the beginning. You forum members would have to put a quarter in the slot every time you signed on just to pay my benefits package. I better stay on as a temp. [color:#3333FF][/color]  Do to conditions beyond our control...Sheri is disqualified as a full pledged hostess. Her Bark is bigger than her bite.  Therefore I am volunteering as a part time adviser.. An  With no strings attached..........I have a lot of :ding: for using a Green thrumb on here. That's my story an I am sticking to it........... the one an only Dodge.............
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There was a party in your honor... I swear ;) hehe... alrighty then.....shame on me for misssing it Barb & Sheri.. 
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I've got on my party hat and am standing at the mailbox waiting for my delivery of Makers Mark. Sure glad it isn't cold here today. I'll have to put on my snow suit if it isn't showing up til tomorrow.
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 Sheri Here's hoping your party is HOT......We need it there.. Right now the temp is -minus 10 at a6:26.. Gosh the little kids need to go to school.. 2 hour delay, sure hope lil Haley has long johns on.  Maybe you can sing for your Party Sheri???????Who knows. See ya, dodge 
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I've been standing at the mailbox for several days now and I'm just about frozen. James, when is that Makers Mark going to show up to warm me up???
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Carol, he didn't say whose mail box.LOL 
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Carol, he didn't say whose mail box.LOL Yeah, the fedex guys look at you really funny when you put your own address on a package... ;)
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________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Sheri.Its all in a days work? If you work. I know Squirrels carry Nuts.. Were aren't alone.. Now get to the program sheri.. Go get photos.
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Will we be having a Temporary Hostess convention this summer? I think we should hold it at the beach.
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Bet you could camp out at Gremlins new yard for the Hostess party?? Hi ho Hi ho?/
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Will we be having a Temporary Hostess convention this summer? I think we should hold it at the beach. The beach--YES---I cast my vote "yay"
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You've been a temporary employee a loooooong time Juniegirl.:)
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You've been a temporary employee a loooooong time Juniegirl.:) Yea well I guess I have been...BUT I cannot complain at all. You all know I like it here.....
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Not temporary...Junie is here for life. I am going to look into insurance and retirement benefits for her.
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Well, she IS handcuffed to the desk... lol
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Not temporary...Junie is here for life. I am going to look into insurance and retirement benefits for her. ............Your gonna let me know what you find out, right ??? Well, she IS handcuffed to the desk... lol Is that why I cannot leave the lounge????
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don't look too hard for retirement benefits or she might start looking for a key to those handcuffs.
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don't look too hard for retirement benefits or she might start looking for a key to those handcuffs. SHHHHHHHHHHH..Sheri, don't give Cindy ideas..........
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I keep loosing the keys... Though, did you know that you can buy handcuff keys on eBay for like $10? lol
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Just so you know, I have an e-bay account......
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James, you sure know a lot about handcuffs. :)
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:snicker: I know a little about a lot of things; and a lot about quite a bit more ;).
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