Oh, dang! -- at the last minute I took that paragraph out, thinking other people might not find it as funny as I did. I didn't realize I had hit 'send' a full 15 minutes EARLIER with the whole post, with that paragraph included.

Oh well, It *is* funny -- I always think of painted plywood yard signs that look like a lady bending over, and in fact that's what gave me the idea to position myself with my butt toward the house....