I knnow a lot of knock-knock jokes too but the moment I read your first "knock-knock" my own mind went completely blank now why it works like that I have no i dea.
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
I know a million Elephant jokes. They are my favorite.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
I have to go lay down and elevate my arm so the swelling will go down again. It is nearly impossible to keep it high enough (above the heart) when I'm sitting up!
See y'all tomorrow.
Safe away home O my palies and sweet dreams to you all.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
Cindy, I didn't care about the rest of a knock-knock joke...I just love seeing those eyes again!!! I have had those saved a loooooong time. That was one of the first things I remember about you when I joined...that picture of your eyes. Beautiful!!!!
Warming up here a bit too. Hope the grass dries out so I can use the sit down mower, then DH can finish the rest with the push mower when he gets home. My lawn is awful looking.
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
We are supposed to have scattered T-storms off and on today and then the rest of the week it will be in the 70's where it should be.
Even yesterday's heat outburst wasn't so bad because there was a beautiful, very cool breeze blowing and if you stood still in a shaded area, it was actually quite pleasant. The T-storms are supposed to reduce our humidity, which will be very nice!!
Maxi has a big field trip on Thursday. The marching band is going to Water Country in NH and oh man, the kids are so excited.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
Good afternoon. I just woke from a short nap. I've been very, very busy. Driving hither and thither mostly. Stopping when I can to work. Collapsing into webkinz world when I get sit still time. It is warm without rain here. We could use more rain.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
Collapsing into webkinz world when I get sit still time.
what's this webkinz thing? I've been afraid to even look. My son started a game on the web called neopets. he got bored of it and offered his 'guy' up to me. I got hooked. all I could do was earn money so I could buy stuff so I could sell stuff, so I could buy more stuff to sell more stuff. I'm afraid to check out this webkinz....is it about the same thing?
I'm so happy about our weather today. we got some MUCH needed rain! I finally got my three little trees planted that I've been hem-hawing around as to where to plant them. I've been driving myself crazy with that. the rain came, I did a little googling about sunlight and such, it was nice soft ground, I got them suckers planted, live or die little trees......!!!!
Cricket
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker
Cricket, webkinz is very close to neopets. But I believe it is set for a younger crowd. You don't create your pets as in neopets. And it isn't free like neopets. But just as addicting or more so for some of us. You by a plush with a code. Then you get a virtual pet with a room and a special item that comes with each pet. Any othe rooms and things you have to purchase with 'earned' money playing games and such. Cindy started us all on it asking if any of our kids had any so they could be friends with her grandson. I checked into it and bought a pet for my son to encourage him to use the computer. He wasn't interested but loves the plush pets (stuffed animals). I'm hooked on the gaming part now. I have about fifty pets in 4 accounts. It's all fun.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
I'm having a cup of wine. Blush wine over a small mountain of ice. I am about to go stretch out where it is peaceful and cool. I'm stiff from all the sitting I had to do today and need to go flat for a while.
Maxi is out on the porch with his friends. They are comparing the different places they are going on Field Trips this week, wondering who is going to the best place!
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
good evening everyone! how are things going with each and every single one of you? Today not much has been going on... i woke up at 8:00 after staying up forever planning my trip to chicago... then i went back to sleep at 9:00 woke up at 12 lol then we went into town done some shpping i wanted to buy some plants from walmart but i talked myself outta it... lol i got alot already... i did see a desert rose i wanted but i didnt... :( we went out to eat at a restuarant on the peir in historic punta gorda... it was really good and the ocean was soooooo pretty... but on the way home omgosh the winds picked up and it got really dark out and just started to downpour outside... so in order to get into the house my dad pulled the suv all the way in the front lawn up to the front door so my great grandma didnt have to go far because it wa sslippey and she had her cane... but we all got in im just thinking about how my yard is going to look becuase theirs mud and tire tracks in the yard...... lol he almost hit one of my snow on the mountain bushes... i woldve been so mad. i babyiedf them things lol i thought they woouldve died because it didnt take transplanting so well... but i got a couple of cutting today one from a bush at the resturant on the outside yes it was soo pretty i just went up to it and took a lil cutting lol ive never seen one like it... so... lol shhh.... the other i have no clue what its calle dbut its pretty.... lol well i think the rain is over now idk ill have to go outside and see... but my left knee is a little bit on the frits tonight so i have the brace on... just to be sure.... well thats all for me tonight im just going to be browing on here and what noit...
pleaseee... Betty Crocker aint got nothing on me =)
Hubby is asleep and the kids are finally quieting down. I guess I need to start getting up extra early. then I'd be wanting to sleep by now. there is sure not much to do in the evenings when everyone falls out so soon. wish I was a tv watcher sometimes. I notice it's been quiet around the coffee house today. everyone must have had a really busy day.
Cricket
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker
It is half an hour until Maxi has to leave for his trip to Water Country in NH. His bag is packed, he is showered and dressed. And he is sitting out on the front porch, waiting!
Is this child excited or what?
Earlier he put on a pair of his swim trunks that are very attractive. But I noticed he couldn't walk right in them. I asked him what is going on with your tunks? And he told me there was something wrong with the net. I said "Maxi, you can't spend the day walking weird and fixing your trunks. Change into your red pair!"
"OH!" he said "Good idea!" and off he trotted to change. The red trunks aren't the same designer label as the pretty floral ones but at least he is comfy in them! Mom's are still important for 12 year olds, it seems.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
I am glad to hear that Maxi is excited about his field trip, Merme.--Ah to have thoses times back.--I remember them fondly for sure.-- and the part where mom could fix everything that needed fixed--ah that is a great time. Savor it!!
Last edited by JunieGirl; Jun 12th, 2008 at 04:24 AM.
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
The food and drinks at this water park are VERY expensive, so he packed snacks and drinks to take along. Then he could barely lift his pack because those water bottles are heavy! He was walking around saying "Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink!" and then "Mommy, sailors say that, too!"
I hope Maxi never outgrows his love of adventure and his ability to approach each day with great gusto.
And I so hope he remembers to actually use his sunscreen!
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
Morning, Up early again today- got laundry started... and breakfast done for Mom- Joe went to work... it's a nice day today - only supposed to be in low 70's so that is a good day... 80's rest of week they say... looking fwd to getting out of town and just vegging next week..will be really nice to do nothing for awhile. It's funny from my family room- where I keep my laptop, my eye level is just above the kitchen floor.. it really needs sweeping- that will go on the list I guess,Carrie works late today so don't have boys till late today... noticed I need to wash the sliders glass and screen door too- have handprints on both.... really need to do all the windows but have to have Joe here for most of them- out of my reach ...and I try not to use the steplader when I am alone-- maybe tomorrow when Joe is home. Well I have to go and get busy - back later. Nana
Maxi won't be home til 7 PM. It feels so weird to not have him around! I'm all out-of-step with myself! But oh! I know he is having a splendid time!
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
My son can be a real chatterbox especially when he is happy. Gee, I wonder where he gets that?
Now I have to be a little creative about dinner which I forgot to make sensible plans for....
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
I made very sensible plans for dinner. I cooked up the chicken for Bill's chicken enchiladas and it is all shredded. I bought all of the rest of the ingredients that I didn't have on hand. I have salad and watermelon to go with. Now my enthusiasm hasn't dwindled but my energy has. They will have to wait until tomorrow's dinner.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
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