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#349265 Oct 26th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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A cabbie picks up a Nun.



She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome

cab driver won't stop staring at her.



She asks him why he is staring.



He replies:

"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."



She answers,

"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

Hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

Say or ask that I would find offensive."



"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."



She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

To be single and #2, you must be Catholic."



The cab driver is very excited and says,

"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"



"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."



The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would

Make a hooker blush.



But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.



"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"



"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish."



The nun says, "That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.











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Last edited by dodge; Oct 26th, 2011 at 11:43 PM.

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dodge #349272 Oct 26th, 2011 at 01:26 PM
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I logged in just to say that this was funny - you made me laugh out loud! Thanks applaud

dodge #349273 Oct 26th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
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I'd heard this one before but it is soooo good, thanks for sharing


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Shani #349290 Oct 27th, 2011 at 08:35 AM
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Yea--what Shani said :)


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JunieGirl #349293 Oct 27th, 2011 at 09:24 AM
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Thanks gang, I too had it before but thught it was fun to repeat, it made me giggle also.

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