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Jul 8th, 2013 at 08:03 PM
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When you worry about being so loud that you upset the neighbors. when you put your tv remote down and 2 minutes later you can't find it
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you know you're getting old when you don't know what YOLO means
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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I dont know waht yolo means either---
when you KNOW you had to go to town today but have no idea why---so, you do not go...
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Yolo Means You Only Live Once,, Yeah My grandsons had to tell me that,,
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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alrighty then. When you have to be told what YOLO means....
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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I thought "we" (our generation) we never getting old--what happened ???
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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when you realize your generation is now, the Older generation
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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when you realize that trying to please everyone is impossible.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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when you read in the newspapers about someone younger than you who is referred to as a "senior citizen"
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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when you no longer want to go to a public pool.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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When you're talking to Diane on the phone, and looking all over the place for your phone!!
"I Love Virginia!"
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"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Giggles
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When you go to get your coffee out of the microwave but open the frig instead!
"I Love Virginia!"
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well I still haven't done that yet,,,,, But I'm sure I will some day,,
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when you Used to wake up feeling like a million bucks,, now I wake up feeling like a bounced check
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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yep--like me when I go to bed I am not really that tired, but when I wake up I am so drug out as if I had just went to bed a few moments ago. (Instead of getting a good nights sleep)
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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LOL when you get invited out to eat & then visit, but the eating out sounds bettr than the visiting...
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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When you say something to your kids and grandkids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Amen to that!!! When one minute your burning up and five minutes later you're freezing.....and in between you don't know which you are!
"I Love Virginia!"
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Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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It takes twice as long to look half as good.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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you see the kids that went to grade school with your kids out & about with "their" children.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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when you are more concerned with your insurance deducatble than you are with the latest fashion trend.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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When your granddaughter asks why your hair is "black and white".
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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When even after doing a small amount of work, you are stiff & sore.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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when happy hour is a nap.
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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When sitting with a cup of coffee sounds like the perfect morning.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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when your knees start to bother you
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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That means I've been old for over 20 years! When you are given the "senior" discount without having to ask for it.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
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When people that you don't think are any younger than you start calling you ma'am.
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when You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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at Diane When you hear kids talking about "the good old days", only to find out they are referring to when YOU were their age...
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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