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Jul 8th, 2013 at 08:03 PM
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When you worry about being so loud that you upset the neighbors. when you put your tv remote down and 2 minutes later you can't find it
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you know you're getting old when you don't know what YOLO means
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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I dont know waht yolo means either---
when you KNOW you had to go to town today but have no idea why---so, you do not go...
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Yolo Means You Only Live Once,, Yeah My grandsons had to tell me that,,
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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alrighty then. When you have to be told what YOLO means.... 
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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I thought "we" (our generation) we never getting old--what happened ???
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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when you realize your generation is now, the Older generation
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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when you realize that trying to please everyone is impossible.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Basket Case
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when you read in the newspapers about someone younger than you who is referred to as a "senior citizen"
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/jayhawk.gif) "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." by Winston Churchill
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when you no longer want to go to a public pool.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Giggles
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When you're talking to Diane on the phone, and looking all over the place for your phone!! 
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![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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When you go to get your coffee out of the microwave but open the frig instead!
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well I still haven't done that yet,,,,, But I'm sure I will some day,,
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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when you Used to wake up feeling like a million bucks,, now I wake up feeling like a bounced check
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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yep--like me when I go to bed I am not really that tired, but when I wake up I am so drug out as if I had just went to bed a few moments ago. (Instead of getting a good nights sleep)
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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LOL when you get invited out to eat & then visit, but the eating out sounds bettr than the visiting...
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When you say something to your kids and grandkids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Amen to that!!!  When one minute your burning up and five minutes later you're freezing.....and in between you don't know which you are! 
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/shirley4.gif) ![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) "I Love Virginia!"
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Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
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Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
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It takes twice as long to look half as good.
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/angelblossom.gif) "Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Frogger
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you see the kids that went to grade school with your kids out & about with "their" children.
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
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Frogger
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when you are more concerned with your insurance deducatble than you are with the latest fashion trend.
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You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
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When your granddaughter asks why your hair is "black and white".
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Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
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Frogger
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 When even after doing a small amount of work, you are stiff & sore.
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when happy hour is a nap.
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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Frogger
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When sitting with a cup of coffee sounds like the perfect morning.
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when your knees start to bother you
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That means I've been old for over 20 years!  When you are given the "senior" discount without having to ask for it.
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The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
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When people that you don't think are any younger than you start calling you ma'am.
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when You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
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Frogger
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 at Diane When you hear kids talking about "the good old days", only to find out they are referring to when YOU were their age...
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