plants 'n pots posted:
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I may just decide to make the legal change. We all need a little stress-reliever today!!!!!! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow
the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Write this down!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. <<
