This is too weird...
I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep last night worrying about the cow, so I said, "Is that your pasture of cows?"
He said, "One of them get out again?"
So, before I could stop myself, I said, "Yeah, one of them obviously went to Wal-Mart."
(Farmer with no sense of humor.)
I quickly explained that his cow was carrying a Wal-Mart bag...blah, blah, blah...and he says, "Well, where'd he get it?"
afgrey - "I don't know..."
Farmer - "Does it belong to you?"
afgrey - "No"
Farmer - "What's in it?"
afgrey - "I don't know."
Farmer - "Well, why are you telling me about it?"
afgrey - "I don't know. I just thought it was strange."
Obviously, it must not have been.