Newt, you really are a darling, but I just don't think I'm up to the task. I appreciate your insight immensely, but I'm afraid I'm a "weekend gardener", if you will. Anything that even mentions the periodic table of elements, and I'm out.
Take a gander of what's left of my poor baby:
http://tinypic.com/1958gi I'll just keep fertilizing with, ahem, MG(so sorry!), and hacking away 'til it's time for the graveyard. My apologies, Newt.
But while I have your attention, check out this bad boy I just recently adopted. African Mask, have you heard anything about them? Now this is something I could adjust my pH for!
http://tinypic.com/1958hi