i think hes mad at his metas triss, [scaredy] i got scared there too!
Naw! Somebody disrespected my partner!
If you ever come to Sultan and walk up to a stranger and ask if they know where to find "that garden guy", you'll find quite a few who can point you to Cedar Hill...
Where's Margarita Bill? Half the town will point this way...
Tonight, I ordered a "Shadow Special" at the RoadHouse and that dumb butt couldn't even get the order right! Everyone in the county knows that a Shadow Special is two all beef patties (medium rare) with a slice of melted cheese on each patty. I pulled in here and told Shadow that I didn't forget him... but when we got in the house all we found in the carryout was ONE FRIGGIN DRIED OUT PATTY and not even a drizzle of cheese! Heads will be rolling down SR2 tomorrow! NOBODY makes a Shadow Special that way!
Not acceptable at all! My poor puppy is devastated. He will probably need counceling because of a dumb hillbilly hash slasher! Poor Shadow. I'll try to bribe him with a Pizza but I'm afraid it may be too late
[Eek!] The cook will be unemployed if not dead by dawn. Some things are just not acceptable!
He's crying on my lap as I type... sniff! Maybe if I toss a tenderloin on the grill he'll get through the night. Tomorrow he is having filet of chef for dinner!